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Thursday, 25 June 2009

Geek Pick-up Lines

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I am very new to Twitter, I still haven't discovered the true point (or is there one?) but I liked how one of the trends was geek pick up lines. I even submitted one: "Hey, wanna see my phaser? It's set to stun."

Here are some other geeky pick up lines:
- You had me at "Hello World."
- You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
- My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
- Are you an angel? Because your texture mapping is divine!
- You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
- You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
- How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
- Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
- Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.
- You must be Windows ME because you gots me so unstable.
- I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
- Want to see my Red Hat?
- If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
- You put the SPARC in my workstation.
- You make my software turn into hardware!
- Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
- I'd switch to emacs for you.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
- No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
- Nice set of floppies!
- I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
- If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
- Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
- I'd like to play on your laptop.
- Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
- If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
- I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
- I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
- Your homepage or mine?
- Hey baby, let me hack your kernel.
- No, that's not an iPod Mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
- Computer techs have skilled fingers...if you know what I mean.
- Want to come see my hard disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
- Need me to unzip your files?
- How about we go home and you handle my exception?
The compilation wouldn't be complete without some video game lines:
- What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
- So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?
- Hey baby, I need a new hoe and it ain't for gardening (Harvest Moon).
- Lemme call you Silent Hill....'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you.
- I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
- Call me Ash, because I choose you!
- You're just like an RPG! I can't wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises.
- Girl, you got me like Warioware. I'm touched!
- You can't be Phoenix Wright, because I have no objection to you, baby.
- If you're a Devil, you May Cry by the time I'm finished with ya.
- You remind me of a game of Tetris -- you always want the long ones.
- Hey, baby, can I hide my Solid Snake inside your box?
Anyone else have any geeky pick up lines?

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Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.
- 6/25/2009 10:09 PM
- visualfusion@xanga (message)
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My friend had a good one, but I can't remember it right now. These are funny, tho!
- 6/25/2009 10:12 PM
- LostInTheLyrics@xanga (message)
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Haha, likening someone to Windows ME is not a good pickup line.
- 6/25/2009 10:16 PM
- jupiter312@xanga (message)
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"You can put a trojan on my hard drive anytime"
PRICELESS XD
- 6/25/2009 10:16 PM
- XxRainyxMondayxX@xanga (message)
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@visualfusion@xanga - I've always loved that one. I figure any girl who actually gets the joke is totally worth pursuing.
- 6/25/2009 11:47 PM
- Nous_Apeiron@xanga (message)
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Anyone who came up to me with a Pokemon pickup line, I would sooo go out with XD
- 6/26/2009 12:57 AM
- Teppi@xanga (message)
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You've stolen the ASCII to my heart! <333 hahahaha.
- 6/26/2009 1:34 AM
- Dorkasaur@xanga (message)
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. :)
- 6/26/2009 1:45 AM
- a_bundle_of_sticks@xanga (message)
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Baby, you overclock my processor.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
I think my heart just lagged

:DGeek4L
- 6/26/2009 2:21 AM
- tristifico@xanga (message)
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I've got a Charisma of 23, max ranks and skill focus in Seduction, and I just rolled a 17. Are we doing it yet?
- 6/26/2009 2:28 AM
- XxCheshireGrinxX@xanga (message)
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@a_bundle_of_sticks@xanga - WIN!
Anyone who could use a Zelda-related pick up line, I would HELLA go out with.
-Kunoichi
- 6/26/2009 4:53 AM
- PervyPenguin@xanga (message)
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OPen your trade window so I can give you my boner >.>
- 6/26/2009 6:36 AM
- silentwhim@xanga (message)
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If I was Cos squared and you were Sin squared together we would be 1
- 6/26/2009 7:44 AM
- The_second_x@xanga (message)
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@XxCheshireGrinxX@xanga - This.
- 6/26/2009 9:10 AM
- andrew (message)
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LOL! I love them all! @tristifico@xanga - I totally love the lagging heart one :3 It's so cute!
- 6/26/2009 9:13 AM
- Vaguely_Aware21@xanga (message)
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I just woke up, so I'm not clever enough right now, but something about the woman getting to see my "Master Sword."
- 6/26/2009 9:44 AM
- awinnerisyou (message)
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I know an Austrian particle physicist who took bets at a bar with a couple of friends to see whose cheesy science pickup lines would work. His was: Hey baby, I'm a physicist. I study bodies in motion.
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
- 6/26/2009 10:04 AM
- methodElevated@xanga (message)
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LOL these are fkin legendary
- 6/26/2009 10:21 AM
- Maszdogg@xanga (message)
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Lol. I love this =)
- 6/26/2009 11:11 AM
- Winterwhiterose@xanga (message)
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Say you're name is Zelda cause my Mastersword seems to want to follow you back to the castle.
It's okay princess, my boomerang will always bring you back to me.
Are you a cheat because my Mastersword and I feel invincible.
- 6/26/2009 11:49 AM
- QueenCasiopia@xanga (message)
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Lol, these are great.
- 6/26/2009 11:55 AM
- TiRocKiinPiinK@xanga (message)
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haha, all great.

Are you a Dreamweaver, because you got my webdrive going crazy. :p
- 6/26/2009 12:14 PM
- fenek@xanga (message)
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Hahaha epic stuff, i'm sure some of these would actually work.
- 6/26/2009 1:59 PM
- ILoveBagel@xanga (message)
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"Call me Ash, because I choose you!"
That's a good one.
- 6/26/2009 2:04 PM
- josiebunny@xanga (message)
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Ah I love nerdy pickup lines! xD
"I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities"
- 6/26/2009 2:08 PM
- xkthily@xanga (message)
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