Tuesday, 07 July 2009

  • Perpetually Caught in Crosshairs



    Spawn, die. Spawn, walk a few steps, die. Spawn, die. Die, die, die.

    Why are people so good at online shooting games?!

    Playing QuakeLive, an otherwise awesome thing, I realized I am absolutely terrible at first-person shooter games. Halo 3, Gears of War, Metal Gear Online, Counter-Strike Source -- you name it, I lose at it. I lose bad.

    I'd like to blame Metal Gear Online's cumbersome controls. I mean, clicking three different buttons to zoom in with a rifle when every other game requires one click of an along stick? Really, Konami? And I'd like to blame Halo 3's, Gears of War's and Counter-Strike's reliance on one single, solitary weapon for domination  - the shotgun for the first two and the AWP for Counter-Strike. Because doesn't an incredibly over-powered, one-hit kill Magic Win Weapon just turn every match into The Golden Gun mode from GoldenEye?

    I'd like to blame all those games for their skewed, unfair design but when it comes right down to it, I still lose. Other players take advantage of the glitches, the unfair weapons - they run to the high ground, peer at me through their crosshairs, maybe recite a Bible verse, and cap me over and over.

    Is it because these are kids with nothing else to do but practice six hours a day? Is natural talent involved? Should I go downtown to hand in my hardcore gamer card?

    The only game I could boast a little bit about is Left4Dead, but that's cooperative mainly and admittedly, doesn't take a whole lot of skill. Just shoot at wave after wave of zombies and make sure your teammates stay on their feet. Sure, Left4Dead's Versus mode requires a heck of a lot of teamwork and communication to outwit and overpower the other team, but compared to the satisfaction of racking up a 40-2 score in something as twitchy and frantic as Quake, it's peanuts.

    Then again, fun is what matters most right? And I definitely have more fun shouting and shooting with friends in Left4Dead than I do dying over and over and over again at the hands of strangers in Quake.

    What FPS games give you a hard time? Which ones are you good at, and how did you get that way? C'mon, us sucky players need some pointers.

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